January 29th, 2009
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January 17th, 2009
Welcome back! I really hope this week was a good week for everyone 
My week was just a little bit short of perfect…..lol! This week I met Leslie at one of my favorite online dating sites FLING! If you have not joined FLING yet then you just don’t want to get laid, I love this site!! I found Leslie’s profile at FLING very interesting to say the least. Leslie says in her profile “If you are looking for love then keep moving…….but if you have a big cock keep moving and shoving and sticking and…….well you get the idea :)” I knew this was the chick for me to get in touch with!!!
Leslie’s Profile Picture
Meet Sexy Girls Like Leslie! Click Here!
True to form I dropped Leslie a note and the very same day she sent me a note with her phone number and I called her on Wednesday 01-14-09 and we made plans to meet for a drink on Friday 01-16-09 at a little cafe’ that just opened late last year. I told Leslie if she was anything thing like her pictures that I could not make any promises on keeping my hands off of her and she told me that if I was keeping my hands to myself then maybe we should not even meet………………..lol
Leslie’s Second Profile Picture
Horny Girls Like Leslie Can Be Found HERE!
Now, I just want to say for the record that Leslie is a very cool chick but if you really want me to be honest, Leslie is a huge slut! (nothing personal sweetie if you are reading this) I mean this chick did not even pretend that she was trying to get hooked up or fall in love or any of the “normal” crap you hear on a first date. I mean most girls are looking for love or at least looking for “something” but not Leslie………..Leslie is one of those girls that when you meet her you just know that you are going to fuck her and not only that but ANY guy that meets her is going to fuck her and ALL the guys that met her BEFORE you, guess what? YEP, THEY FUCKED HER!!
Back At My Place With Leslie
I Met This Stunning Blonde Right Here!
Don’t get me wrong, I mean the world needs more girls that are out for a good fuck and most girls that are out for a good fuck are a little more…………discreet about it. But Leslie told me 10 minutes after we met that she was going to fuck my brains out but she did not want me to EVER call her again!! Once I told Leslie about my blog here at Shortysdating.com she was instantly ready to go back to my place and get crazy and I took a bunch of pictures and this one I just had to share with you all because Leslie and I laughed our asses off right after we saw this picture and she told me that even though she is completely naked she wanted EVERYONE to see that online dating works!! So go to FLING and JOIN TODAY!! And maybe you will meet Leslie or another chick like her! See you next week!
Leslie Is NOT Camera Shy!!
Leslie Wants You To Visit FLING Now!
CLICK HERE TO MEET GIRLS!!
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January 10th, 2009
Hi everyone and welcome back from all the holiday crap! Things so far this year have been FANTASTIC! This weeks online dating adventure starts out here at Amateur Match! If you are planning on getting laid more this year than you did last year then all I can say is you guys MUST check out Amateur Match and Join up today! It’s free to add your profile and start meeting some hotties like Mandy……This week’s dating adventure!
Mandy’s Profile Picture
Meet Girls Like Mandy! Click Here It’s FREE!
Mandy is 26 and even though her profile picture is not the hottest I have ever seen for some reason Mandy just really appealed to me for the very first time I check out her profile. After the intial e-mails and exchanging of the phone numbers and we finally spoke on the phone I knew instantly that Mandy was a really sweet chick and she was going to be a bunch of fun. We agreed to go out to a party she knew of on Friday night (01-09-2009). When I got to Mandy’s place and she answered the door……….
This Is Mandy When I Picked Her Up
Mandy Is A Very Sexy Girl And I Met Her
At Amateur Match! Your Turn, Click Here!
I could not believe how damn sexy Mandy was in person (totally different from her profile picture) Mandy confessed to me that she put the shittiest picture she could find on her profile and figured that anyone that contacted her from that picture would go crazy for her when they met face to face. Mandy was MORE THAN CORRECT!! I really wanted to say FUCK the party and let’s stay here and get wild but Mandy was all dressed up and ready to go out and get wild!! As we were walking out the door………….
Mandy Flashed Her Tits For You!
On The Way Out To The Party Mandy Flashed
Her Tits At Me And Then Just Smiled!
Meet Girls Like Mandy Right Here!
Mandy and me had a really great time at this party. It turns out one of her friends from work was getting divorced and this was kind of a celebration (I really think her divorced friend wanted to get me alone) Everyone at this party got FRIED!!! But all in all and very cool group of people and all of Mandy’s girlfriends were just as hot as her but I left my camera in the car (bummer I know) Later on we called a cab and went back to Mandy’s place and to sum things up without telling you more than you should know, Mandy is even BETTER than her pictures are HOT!! Here is the last picture that she gave me permission to show you…………………..
Back At Mandy’s House…………
After The Party Mandy Was Showing Off!
We Had Lots Of Fun! Meet Mandy Here!
I hope you all enjoyed meeting Mandy and make sure you bookmark this page because I will be bringing you another great adventure in online dating with your host………….SHORTY!! That’s me!!
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January 2nd, 2009
Welcome to Shorty’s Dating And Happy New Year! On New Year’s Eve I had a blast………I mean I got really wasted with a very sexy and horny chick named Kylie and I was able to meet Kylie by finding her profile on FLING!! If you are not getting laid on a regular basis and you want to find some really hot and wild women than you need to visit FLING! And after you visit then you need to JOIN TODAY!!
Kylie’s Profile Picture
Kylie Is A Real Party Girl! Meet Her Here!
Kylie is 24 and had found out her boyfriend was cheating on her right before Christmas and she was really hurt and depressed through Christmas. By the time I found her profile on FLING she was NOT depressed anymore……….she was PISSED and ready to get even with her dumbass boyfriend. Kylie and me went out to the bars and got totally fucked up and danced and partied until we had to take a cab back to her place. Kylie had already told me that she was going to fuck my brains out but she wanted me to take a few pictures and post them here on my blog to teach her boyfriend a lesson……
Back At Kylie’s House………..
Kylie Had Fun Showing Off For Me.
Kylie has a body that makes me hard just thinking about it! This sexy beauty was more than happy to do anyting I wanted as long as I did’nt give out ALL the details here at Shorty’s Dating but I will tell you this, her EX boyfriend made a huge mistake by cheating on this wild babe!!!
Kylie Was Ready To Get Serious
Meet Hot And Horny Women Like Kylie!
CLICK HERE RIGHT NOW!
All I can say is that if you guys have not joined FLING then you just don’t want any pussy!! It’s really that simple! There are thousands of hot, horny, and willing to please women at FLING! Make sure you visit FLING and then JOIN TODAY!!
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December 27th, 2008
Welcome one and all to this week’s online dating adventure with me………..SHORTY!!! Did everyone have a killer Christmas? I really hope so because I had a GREAT Christmas and I plan an even BETTER New Years………..lol. This week I was just browsing around one of my favorites and that is Amateur Match and I found Sydney’s profile and I contacted Sydney on Friday (the day after Christmas) and we decided to meet the same night Friday night Dec. 26th 2008. Here is what I say when I found Sydney’s Profile……………………………………
Sydney’s Profile Picture
Meet Girls Like Sydney! Click Here!
Sydney and I met at the mall (weird place to meet the day after Christmas) and this place was packed. But we met at the food court at 7:30pm and Sydney was even better looking in person than in her pictures and I was very pleased :) I asked Sydney why she wanted to meet at the mall and she got this really big smile and she said she “worked” at the mall…………I asked her which store and she said it was only a holiday job and she was finished for the year. I told her I thought it was strange that her job ONLY lasted right up until Christmas and not through the New Year!
Sydney Is Really Sexy!
Horny Girls Like Sydney Are Here!
Sydney just smiled and told me that her job had been “One of Santa’s Helpers”………….LOL! I could not believe it, but it was true because she was picking up her last paycheckand I talked to “Santa” and I even bought “Santa” and a couple of the other “helpers” a beer while they all told “Santa” stories…..lol
I have been out with lots of women with lots of jobs but this was really different and I gotta tell you it was quite a turn on!! The more we talked and drank the more turned on I was, thinking that I was going to get LAID by Santa’s CUTEST helper
Back At Sydney’s House
Sydney Knows How To Please A Man
Browse Thousand Of Girls Here
It turns out that Sydney really got turned on by me talking about how hot she is and how sexy it was going to be making Santa’s helper beg for me to make her cum…………………I wish Sydney had not turned in her “helpers” outfit because that would have been great to see her IN and OUT of that outfit. Sydney is not the kind of chick you would marry or even take home to meet the parents but the one thing that I can say about Sydney……..She likes to FUCK!! And She is really good at it!!! If this is what all of Santa’s helpers are all about, TAKE ME TO THE NORTH POLE!!!!! This last picture I have is one that Sydney wanted my to post, Sydney told me to tell all you people reading this that if you go ahead and join Amateur Match that this can be under YOUR tree…………………………….
Sydney Says This Is For YOU!
Stop Fooling Around And Meet Women Now!
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December 24th, 2008
Hi Everyone! Shorty here, your online dating adventure guide:) I hope you are all having a very MERRY CHRISTMAS! I have been doing the family thing this week and I have not had a chance to do my regular online dating thing 
But no worries I have a little gift for all of you this week! I guess we all have a favorite porn site and whenever I am not out chasing “real” women this is where I go to check out some of the hottest chicks on the web! NUBILES! I am a member there and I talked to the folks that run that killer site and they were nice enough to provide you guys some FREE PICTURE AND MOVIE GALLERIES! So enjoy the movies below and take a minute visit NUBILES and JOIN TODAY!
MERRY CHRISTMAS TO ALL!
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December 20th, 2008
Hey all you crazy people! I’m back this week for another adventure and my name is Shorty and Welcome to Shorty’s Dating!!!!! I hope everyone is ready for Christmas because it’s almost here I did some shopping this week myself and I got the EXACT thing I was looking for. And in case you are wondering what I was looking for……I was looking for a Hot date for Friday night and I REALLY SCORED this week:) I did my online date shopping at FLING!! Make sure you visit FLING and find your perfect date. And once you visit FLING make sure you JOIN TODAY!! This week’s adventure starts out with a quick e-mail over to Hallie at FLING and this is one of Hallie’s profile pictures………..
This is Hallie! Very HOT!
Meet Women Like Hallie! Click Here
After Hallie answered my e-mail I called her and we talked a day or two by phone. We set up our date for Friday December 19th 2008. Our date was set up for 8:00pm Friday night but Hallie called me at 2:00pm on Friday and asked me if I was free because if I was up to it she wanted to get together earlier and of course me, being me, I said sure!!…………….lol
Hallie Has A Great Profile Picture!
Hallie Likes To Meet Guys From Fling!
Hallie and I got together at the park and this girl is VERY HOT and she dressed for the date like she wanted to turn me on and she succeeded for sure. I thought it was a bit strange when she called and wanted to get together earlier but once we met and I saw the ring I realised that Hallie is married……OMG. And of course I asked her about the ring and she said she IS married and she and her husband DO live together. She told me that she and her husband are getting divorced after the holidays but are staying together because his mother is in bad health and this will be the last Christmas together (oh well it sounded good to me at the time)
Hallie Wanted Me To Take This Picture!
If You Want A Horny Chick Like This….
CLICK HERE NOW!!
Who knows why married women (or men for that matter) cheat? The good news is that Hallie wanted me and I wanted her so off we went to my house. Back at my place we caught a buzz and I told Hallie about my blog and what I do and how I do it and she got really turned on and I got a chance to snap some pictures
Are You Ready For This?
After I Took This Picture Hallie And I
Got Very Wicked! Click Here
All of you that follows this blog every week know that I don’t give a lot of details about my actual sexual activities but I will tell you that Hallie came SO HARD that she broke my bed (yes I had to go a buy a NEW bed today) and if she was not married I might would tell some of the crazy shit she did but since she is married and I’m a nice guy I’ll just leave you with this……..Some chicks really get off if you tie them up……….lol. Okay I said too much!!
Next week is Christmas and its tough to set up dates on the week of Chirstmas but you never know so check in and anything that happens I will be sure and post right here! MERRY CHRISTMAS and make sure you check out FLING and JOIN TODAY!!
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December 17th, 2008
Welcome! Welcome! Welcome! Yes my friends it’s me Shorty back again to bring you another online dating adventure and let me tell you my friends this week is really something SPECIAL!!!!!! First of all a word about the BRAND NEW dating site where this week’s adventure begins …….. Swingers Date Link I just found this AWESOME site this week and if things at Swingers Date Link are always as good as they were this week then you can count on me bringing you LOTS of dating adventures beginning at Swingers Date Link!!
After last week’s adventure (which was great in its own way) I was really counting on finding a woman this week that was NOT a virgin Even though Monica knew how to “take care of buisness” there is nothing like the feeling of being inside a woman So Monday December 15th 2008 I was surfing the web (right after I updated this blog in fact) and I came accross Swingers Date Link and although I’m not really into married women (even if their husbands are cool with it) but I have known some married chicks that were HOT and I figured the chances of finding a Married/Involved woman that was a virgin were VERY slim………and it turns out I was right! I came accross Bailey’s profile right away and as soon as I saw her picture I knew I wanted to meet her! So I joined Swingers Date Link and sent Baily an e-mail with my number and asked her to call if she got a chance…………
Around 7:30pm on Monday the phone rings and this very sweet and sensual voice says can I speak to Shorty? And I say sure this is him and I ask if this is Bailey and she says NO……………lol. I must admit I was a little embarrassed and I tell her I’m sorry and asked her who was calling and she tells me her name is Cori. Well, to be honest I was kinda confused and I asked her how she got my number and she then tells me ” you sent my GIRLFRIEND and e-mail from Swingers Date Link“……….I thought I was confused before but now I’m sure I’m in the twilight zone Before I can say another word she tells me that they are bi-sexual and Bailey was not home from work yet but she was checking e-mail for both of them (they BOTH have profiles at Swingers Date Link) and once she read mine that she decided to call for them BOTH!!!
I was like, “WOW REALLY?” and then Cori just started laughing out loud and said YES really It turns out that they have been roommates for over 4 years and when Bailey and Cori met they both had boyfriends and over time they kinda fell for each other. They ended up breaking up with their boyfriends because neither one of the boyfriends could “handle” the situation………….LOL!!! Now I know this sounds unreal (believe me I thought someone was playing a joke on me at first) but as it turns out all this is true. So while I was talking to Cori on the phone Bailey gets home from work and they put me on speaker phone so I can talk to both of them. And they tell me that they don’t want boyfriends anymore but they DO want the SEX that comes with having a guy around……hmmmmmmm
And it turns out this was the way they decided to find a guy or guys to fill the space left by the stupid boyfriends that could not “HANDLE” the two of them together!! They ask me if I could come over right then and of course I said I’m on the way…………………………… When I got the house and rang the bell, both Bailey and Cori answered the door and here are a couple of pictures I took before they “took” me!
If anyone reading this has any doubt of how much fun these two sexy ladies are then you should have your head examined! I could not have planned things any better than they went and the three of us just got down right NASTY with each other and to tell you the truth I got to over to Bailey and Cori’s house about 9:00pm Monday night (December 15th) and I just got back home about 3:00pm today Wednesday (Demember 17th) and let me just say I’m DRAINED (for real) So to all you guys/girls out there reading this………..If you want to meet and date and __________ (fill in the blank) then go to Swingers Date Link and JOIN RIGHT NOW!!! And make sure you check back next week for my next online dating adventure and thanks for making Shorty’s Dating part of your day!
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December 14th, 2008
Howdy People! Shorty here with another online dating adventure for your reading and viewing pleasure This week I was lucky enough to meet Monica a very cute brunette that I met HERE at Amateur Match and even though I have been a member at Amateur Match for quite a while I always seem to have NO PROBLEM finding and meeting sexy, single, and horny women almost anytime I want!
The great thing about Amateur Match is that when I first joined it was FREE to fill out my profile and I started meeting girls right away. You really should check out Amateur Match right NOW!
Now onto this weeks dating adventure………I found Monica’s profile on Friday December 12th 2008 and I dropped her a note with my number and asked her to call me if she was interested in talking to me and a few minutes later my phone rang I have to say that sometimes it may be days or weeks before you hear back from some girls (if at all) but you have to send out the e-mails and make contact! As long as you do that you are going to meet women!!!! Looking over Monica’s Profile I saw that she is single, 24 years old and does not drink………………..
Monica’s Profile Picture
Monica Is A Virgin - I Met Monica HERE!
Monica and I agreed to go out Saturday Night December 13th 2008 and she wanted to meet me at this new place that opened up the next town over from where I live. When I walked in about 6:30 (our date was for 7:00) she was already there! (that’s always a good sign) I could see that Monica was a bit nervous and I told her she looked nervous and she smiled and said that first dates are ALWAYS tough for her So after we ordered some drinks (iced tea) (never drink alcohol if your date does NOT drink) we talked for a bit and Monica told me something I thought I would never hear AGAIN……..Monica is a VIRGIN!! Yep, you read that right a VIRGIN!! Well, I will tell you what I told her…….”I thought virgins were extinct”……….lol. After Monica told me she was a virgin I could see she was more at ease (it must be tough to date these days if you don’t put out) she asked what I thought about her being a virgin and I told her the truth…………I don’t know how to feel because I had NOT met a virgin since High School.
Monica’s Second Profile Picture
Sweet Monica Wants A Boyfriend……………….
If Your Interested………CLICK HERE NOW!
We made small talk and ordered dinner. I finally got around to asking Monica why she was a member of Amateur Match if she was a virgin and then she told me the best news of the evening………she said that even though she was a virgin that did not mean she did not like to PLEASE men and all she had been thinking about was draining me dry since we spoke on the phone…….WOOOO HOOOOOO!! (I was thinking) After that I was not really hungry but since we had ordered I tried to keep my shit together until we ate (it turns out the food at this new place was OUTSTANDING) After dinner I asked if she wanted to go out to a club and she said because she was driving to her folks house early the next day she would pass but she did invite me to her house. Once we go to her place things seemed different and I could tell she wanted me! And as soon as we hit the door she was all over me! And Monica may be a virgin but I was NOT the first guy she has ever been with FOR SURE! Monica told me she got off on giving and getting oral sex and I was more than happy to help out in both departments
Monica Likes To Tease
Monica Will Fool Around But She Won’t
Go All The Way…..Will She? Click Here!
True to her word, Monica would not let me close the deal. But I must say that she tasted as sweet as honey and she really knows how to use her hands and mouth. I got a chance to snap a picture as we moved into the bedroom but that was all the pictures she would let me take. But overall, considering Monica is a virgin, I was NOT unhappy with the way things turned out. Monica is a very sweet and special lady but what she really wants is a boyfriend that will turn into a husband and let’s face it……..that’s NOT ME But I’m glad I met Monica because she is a very sexy chick!
That’s it for this week! I hope you all enjoyed this weeks online dating adventure her at Shorty’s Dating and make sure you check back in next week for a completely new adventure with a brand new girl! And while you are waiting for my next adventure take a minute and fill out the free profile at Amateur Match and start making your own adventures TODAY!!
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December 11th, 2008
Hello to one and all! Yes its me Shorty and I back to bring you another online dating adventure and this one is really kinda special because my date this week was with Parker. Parker is only 20 years old and is just 5 feet tall and this sexy coed took it to the next level!! First things first though……….I met Parker at one of my favorite online dating sites (I have gotten more pussy there than I can count). The dating site I’m talking about is FLING! Visit FLING NOW and JOIN TODAY! Now onto this week’s excitement.
I got in touch with Parker on Tuesday December 9th 2008 by sending her a quick note at FLING and she got back in touch with me right away and sent me her number and said I could call after 6 so I did………..
Meet Parker! Her Profile Picture!
Parker Loves Sex And I Met Her Right Here!
Parker and I talked on the phone for a long time and it turns out that Parker is in a long distance relationship and her boyfriend is 2000 miles away and they have not seen each other in 6 months but they talk on the phone every few days or so. But she said they have an open relationship and that he is also a member of FLING and that’s how she found out about the site (never heard of anything like this before) I guess Parker could see I was a bit confused, so she explained that they agreed that if they were going to have SEX with other people that it should NOT be someone that they really knew because that could lead to feelings and entanglements. Once she explained this to me it made perfect sense
All Girls Have A Glamour Picture……
On Parker’s Profile She Says She Never Looks
This Good In Person. But She Does Say She
Is Always Horny! Meet Parker! Click Here!
So we talked on the phone Tuesday night and Wednesday in the afternoon and agreed to go out and check out a local comedy club and have some dinner Wednesday night December 10th around 7pm. So I get directions and just before we hang up she tells me to make sure I bring condoms (WOW) Parker lives about hour and a half from my house and on the drive over there I smoked a blunt because I was so excited I thought I would die. But I finally get to Parker’s house and she answers the door and POW!!!! This chick is SIZZLING HOT!!! And as soon as I go inside I snap a picture…….
This Is Parker When I Picked Parker Up
I Took This Picture Right After She Answered
The Door! What A Sexy Chick! Meet Her Here!
Looking at Parker’s main profile picture I was not expecting such a sexy and confident woman to open the door but I was pleasently surprised and instantly turned on and almost like she was reading my mind she just came over to me and deeply kissed me as she dropped to her knees and took my cock in her warm mouth for just a minute or so and then very neatly place my ROCK HARD cock back in my jeans and said “just wait until later”…………….HOLY SHIT! That was all I could say
It was really tough leaving her house to go out but I was thinking if this is how she wants to play this then I’m all for it (the last thing I wanted to do is FUCK UP a perfect date before it really got started) Through the entire evening we cuddled and kissed and just enjoyed each other’s company. So after quite a few drinks and even more laughs (the comedy club was GREAT) Parker asked me if I was ready for “later” and I told her I was more than ready and she laughed and gave me a big smile and off we went to get the car and head back to her place.
Back at her place I rolled up a nice fat blunt and she went to change and when Parker came back into the room I nearly passed out when I saw her………………………..
After Our Date Parker Got Comfortable
If You Are Not With A Woman Like This
Then You Really Need To Check Out FLING!
I Have Laid Hundreds Of Women HERE!
Parker has to be one of the most beautiful women I have ever dated or met on a dating site (so far anyway) Parker told me I was the first guy she had met from FLING because most of the guys were too shy or they were assholes when she talked to them on the phone. Parker told me she just needed to get off and know she could still please a man and let me tell you she not only PLEASE me but she completely made my year. Parker is one of those women that gets off by getting YOU off and those women are very rare and when you are lucky enough to find one you had better enjoy her! My night with Parker was more than I could have ever imagined………..sometims you never know…………
The Next Morning Before I Left………
Parker Was Sad To See Me Go But She
Was Glad To See Me CUM! Meet Parker
And Sexy Women Like Here! Click Here!
The next morning Parker woke me up with breakfast in bed and some of the best oral sex (not that any oral sex is bad) I have ever had. Once we showered and got dressed we caught a buzz and I got ready to leave and I could see that Parker was kinda sad but I am sure that Parker is truely in love with her long distance boyfriend and no one wants to mess with a good thing.
Well check back next week and I will see who I can meet and what I can do to them………..lol
In the meantime go check out FLING and JOIN TODAY!
1000’s of girls looking to FUCK in !
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